Hunt'n Trip with the Boys
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming bird hunting trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing
and name calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
That weekend, when all Dave's buddies arrived up at the cabin to hunt, they were completely shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting in a lawn chair hav'n a cold beer, orange vest on, shotgun in the truck, and his dog run'n around.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
"Believe it or not, I didn't have to," Dave replied.
"Thursday night, when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful new see through negligee and she said,
'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed, and you can do whatever you want'......SO, HERE I AM!"
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