A man charged into a Glasgow bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a hand gun.
'This is a raid' he shouted.
'Everyone get on the floor. NOW!'
He then ransacked the cash drawer, stuffing bundles of notes into his holdall.
As he ran towards the exit with the cash, one brave customer stood up and tried to stop him, yanking of his balaclava in the process.
The robber shook himself free and shot the customer stone dead.
'Now did anybody else see ma face?' he yelled.
The robber noticed another customer peering from behind a counter. Quick as a flash, he strode over and shot him.
'Is there anybody else that saw ma face? he yelled, waving his gun around.
There was a silence for a few seconds before a male voice was heard from a distant corner........
'I think ma missus caught a wee glimpse o' you....'
Doodle's Dawdle by Alastair Montgomery
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